{"slug":"ares-destroy-my-enemies","name":"Ares Destroy My Enemies","url":"/templates/ares-destroy-my-enemies.png","w":1858,"h":1068,"top":"","bottom":"","description":"Ares Destroy My Enemies meme maker. The God of War screenshot where someone is asked to destroy enemies in exchange for their life. For those moments when you would sacrifice everything for a surprisingly petty goal.","keywords":"ares destroy my enemies meme, destroy my enemies and my life is yours, god of war meme, ares meme, deal with the devil meme, sacrifice meme","year":2005,"origin":"From the original God of War video game (2005). Ares, the Greek god of war, tells Kratos \"Destroy my enemies and my life is yours.\" The meme repurposes this dramatic bargain for situations where someone would make an absurd sacrifice to achieve something trivial.","format":"classic","howToMake":["Open the Ares Destroy My Enemies template","Top text sets up what you want destroyed or achieved","Bottom text can be the absurd price you're willing to pay","The dark cinematic background makes white Impact text stand out perfectly","Download and share your Faustian bargain"],"exampleCaptions":["DESTROY EVERYONE WHO SPOILS MOVIES IN THE GROUP CHAT","AND MY LIFE IS YOURS"],"exampleAltText":"Ares Destroy My Enemies meme about wanting to destroy movie spoilers","exampleRefreshDate":"2026-05-19","seo":{"aliases":["Destroy My Enemies Meme","God of War Ares Meme","My Life Is Yours Meme","Deal With The Devil Meme","Kratos Bargain Meme","Sacrifice Everything Meme"],"description":"A dark, dramatic screenshot from the God of War video game showing a close-up with an intense expression. The cinematic framing and moody lighting create the atmosphere of a dire supernatural bargain.","definition":"A meme from God of War depicting the moment someone would make a dramatic bargain to destroy their enemies, typically used when the \"enemies\" or sacrifice are humorously trivial.","useCases":[{"category":"Petty Vendettas","examples":["DESTROY EVERYONE WHO CHEWS WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN / AND MY LIFE IS YOURS","ELIMINATE EVERY PERSON WHO DOESN'T USE THEIR TURN SIGNAL","REMOVE ANYONE WHO REPLIES ALL TO COMPANY EMAILS","DESTROY EVERYONE WHO RECLINES THEIR SEAT ON A 2 HOUR FLIGHT","ELIMINATE PEOPLE WHO STAND ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR"]},{"category":"Work Frustrations","examples":["DESTROY THE PERSON WHO SCHEDULES FRIDAY 4PM MEETINGS","ELIMINATE WHOEVER KEEPS STEALING MY LUNCH FROM THE FRIDGE","REMOVE THE COWORKER WHO ALWAYS SAYS LET'S CIRCLE BACK","DESTROY THE MANAGER WHO SAYS WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY HERE","ELIMINATE THE PERSON WHO MICROWAVES FISH IN THE OFFICE"]},{"category":"Food Dedication","examples":["FOR UNLIMITED FREE SUSHI / AND MY LIFE IS YOURS","TO NEVER BURN MY TONGUE ON PIZZA AGAIN / I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS","FOR A RESTAURANT THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF MY FAVORITE DISH","TO ALWAYS HAVE PERFECTLY RIPE AVOCADOS","FOR A CHEESEBURGER THAT HITS LIKE THE FIRST ONE YOU EVER HAD"]},{"category":"Technology Wishes","examples":["DESTROY ALL CAPTCHAS FOREVER / AND MY LIFE IS YOURS","ELIMINATE EVERY AD THAT AUTOPLAYS WITH SOUND","REMOVE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US","DESTROY PRINTERS SO THEY ACTUALLY WORK WHEN YOU NEED THEM","ELIMINATE EVERY POPUP ASKING IF I WANT TO ACCEPT COOKIES"]},{"category":"Sleep and Rest","examples":["TO FALL ASLEEP IN UNDER 5 MINUTES EVERY NIGHT / AND MY LIFE IS YOURS","FOR A BLANKET THAT'S ALWAYS THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE","TO NEVER BE WOKEN UP BY CONSTRUCTION ON A SATURDAY","DESTROY THE ALARM CLOCK FOREVER AND STILL WAKE UP ON TIME","FOR ONE MORE HOUR OF SLEEP EVERY DAY"]}]}}