{"slug":"you-wouldnt-x-a-y","name":"You Wouldn't X A Y","url":"/templates/you-wouldnt-x-a-y.jpg","w":669,"h":500,"top":"","bottom":"","description":"Riff on the classic anti-piracy PSA by filling in absurd things you \"wouldn't\" do. The baked-in \"YOU WOULDN'T\" and \"A\" text frames your custom action and object.","keywords":"you wouldnt download a car meme, anti piracy meme, you wouldnt meme, piracy psa meme, it crowd piracy meme","year":2007,"origin":"Originated from anti-piracy PSAs that played before DVDs in the early 2000s, warning viewers \"You wouldn't steal a car\" before comparing it to downloading movies. The format went viral after The IT Crowd parodied it in 2007, and the internet ran with it, substituting increasingly absurd actions and objects. The black screen with white grunge text became instantly recognizable. For another \"breaking the rules\" format, see Gru's Plan.","format":"template","textBoxes":[{"label":"Action","x":16,"y":50.8,"w":41.9,"h":14.2,"placeholder":"What you wouldn't do","fontFamily":"Impact","fontColor":"#FFFFFF","strokeColor":"#000000","strokeWidth":2,"isBold":true,"isAllCaps":true,"textAlign":"center","fontSize":35,"opacity":1},{"label":"Object","x":66.1,"y":51.9,"w":33.9,"h":13.3,"placeholder":"The target","fontFamily":"Impact","fontColor":"#FFFFFF","strokeColor":"#000000","strokeWidth":2,"isBold":true,"isAllCaps":true,"textAlign":"center","fontSize":35,"opacity":1}],"exampleCaptions":["DOWNLOAD","A GRANDMA"],"exampleAltText":"You Wouldn't X a Y meme: you wouldn't download a grandma","exampleRefreshDate":"2026-05-05","howToMake":["The template already has \"YOU WOULDN'T\" and \"A\" baked into the image. Two text fields let you fill in the action and the object","Left field is the verb. Pick something absurd, illegal, or weirdly specific for maximum comedy","Right field is the noun. The funnier the mismatch between action and object, the better the meme","White Impact on the black background matches the original PSA aesthetic. Lean into the grunge vibe","Export your anti-piracy parody and share it with anyone who remembers those DVD warnings"],"seo":{"aliases":["You Wouldn't Download a Car","Anti Piracy PSA Meme","You Wouldn't Steal Meme","IT Crowd Piracy Meme","DVD Warning Meme"],"description":"A black screen with white, distressed grunge-style text reading \"YOU WOULDN'T\" at the top and a small \"A\" below. The text mimics the anti-piracy public service announcements that played before DVDs, with space between the words for users to insert their own absurd action and object.","definition":"A parody of early-2000s anti-piracy PSAs. The baked-in \"YOU WOULDN'T\" and \"A\" frame two custom text fields where users insert an absurd action and object, turning the serious warning into comedy.","useCases":[{"category":"Absurd Actions","examples":["DOWNLOAD / A GRANDMA","PHOTOCOPY / A HORSE","FILIBUSTER / A TODDLER","DEFROST / A RELATIONSHIP"]},{"category":"Tech & Internet","examples":["UNSUBSCRIBE FROM / A FAMILY GROUP CHAT","FACTORY RESET / A FRIENDSHIP","CTRL+Z / A MARRIAGE","SCREENSHOT / A COMPLIMENT FROM YOUR BOSS"]},{"category":"Food & Cooking","examples":["MICROWAVE / A SALAD","DEEP FRY / A VITAMIN","MARINATE / A GRUDGE","SOUS VIDE / A POP TART"]},{"category":"Workplace Scenarios","examples":["REPLY ALL / A RESIGNATION LETTER","EXPENSE REPORT / A THERAPY SESSION","OUTSOURCE / YOUR APOLOGY"]},{"category":"Social & Relationships","examples":["GHOST / A GRANDPARENT","UNFOLLOW / YOUR MOM","LEFT SWIPE / A JOB OFFER","BLOCK / YOUR LANDLORD"]},{"category":"Wholesome Twists","examples":["DOWNLOAD / A HUG","PIRATE / A COMPLIMENT","STEAL / SOMEONE'S HEART (LEGALLY)","BOOTLEG / A BEDTIME STORY"]}]}}