Fake Bill Simmons Reddit Post Generator

About the Fake Bill Simmons Reddit Generator

Bill Simmons on Reddit would be the longest AMA in the site's history and it still wouldn't be long enough. Every answer would be a mini essay. Someone would ask a simple question about his favorite movie and get back 600 words covering the film's cultural context, where it ranks in his all-time rewatchables list, how it connects to the NBA somehow, and a parenthetical aside about the time he watched it with Cousin Sal. The moderators would have to ask him to keep answers shorter. He would not.

The r/nba community already has a complicated relationship with Simmons. They respect the basketball knowledge, roll their eyes at the Celtics bias, and quote his trade machine proposals as examples of homerism run amok. A fake Simmons post on r/nba taps into all of that existing tension. His AMA would be simultaneously the best basketball content reddit has ever seen and the most Celtics-biased thing ever posted on the internet.

Fake Bill Simmons Reddit Post Ideas

• •Simmons doing an AMA where someone asks 'who is the greatest NBA team ever?' and he writes 1,200 words about the 1986 Celtics without acknowledging any other possible answer
• •A post on r/nba titled '[Simmons] I built a 7-team trade that fixes every team in the Eastern Conference. Who says no?' followed by a salary-cap breakdown that took him four hours
• •Simmons answering a question about The Rewatchables with a ranked list of every episode, organized by decade, with annotations
• •Someone asking about his time at ESPN and Simmons writing a 2,000-word response that covers his entire career arc and ends with 'anyway, the '86 Celtics were still better'
• •A post on r/billsimmons where he ranks the top 13 reddit questions he's ever been asked, in real time, during the AMA itself

How to Make a Fake Bill Simmons Reddit Post

1. Pull up the Fake Bill Simmons Reddit Post Generator with his username and r/nba selected.
2. Write a title that's either a trade proposal, a ranking, or a question he's going to answer himself in the body text.
3. Fill the body with his voice: long paragraphs, parenthetical asides, rhetorical questions, and at least one mention of the '86 Celtics.
4. Set upvotes to 30,000+. Simmons posts generate massive engagement because everyone wants to argue with his rankings.
5. Download and share.

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FAQ

Which subreddit would Simmons post on?

r/nba is the main stage, but r/billsimmons (which actually exists) is his home court. He'd also wander into r/movies for Rewatchables content, r/nfl during football season for gambling talk with Cousin Sal references, and r/bostonceltics where he'd be the most popular and least objective poster in the sub's history. His AMA would get cross-posted everywhere because every answer is its own content piece.

Would r/nba actually enjoy a Simmons AMA?

They'd love it and roast it simultaneously. The basketball analysis would be genuinely sharp. The Celtics bias would be genuinely absurd. The trade proposals would be genuinely unhinged. That combination is exactly what r/nba lives for. His most upvoted answer would probably be the one where he admits the Celtics bias is real and then doubles down on it in the same paragraph.

Is this free?

Yes, completely free with no signup required.

Can I choose any subreddit?

Yes, type any subreddit name you want.

Can I customize upvotes and awards?

Yes, set any number of upvotes, comments, and awards to make the post look as popular as you want.