"CONFIRMED — Costco reports record quarterly earnings; CFO confirms ..." - Fake Costco Breaking News
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CONFIRMED — Costco reports record quarterly earnings; CFO confirms rotisserie chicken sold at a loss "because some things are more important than margins" — The hot dog is $1.50. It has been $1.50 since 1985. It will be $1.50 when the sun explodes. This is not a promotion. This is a covenant. — Costco — Wholesale Club / $1.50 Hot Dog Guardians
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