"Every day, someone walks into Costco planning to spend $40 on groce..." - Fake Costco Facebook Post
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Every day, someone walks into Costco planning to spend $40 on groceries and walks out having spent $340 on groceries, a patio umbrella, a set of luggage, and a jar of cashews the size of a fire hydrant. This is not an accident. The store is designed so that essentials are in the back. To get to the milk, you walk past outdoor furniture, electronics, clothing, and whatever that giant inflatable kayak display is doing in the middle of the aisle. But here's the thing: everything in that store is a genuinely good deal. The reason you bought the patio umbrella is not that we tricked you. It's that it was $30 less than anywhere else and you've been thinking about one all summer. We respect you enough to give you the best price. You respect us enough to keep buying kayaks you didn't plan on.
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