"You: Dave what's the best pizza in New York Dave: That changes ever..." - Fake Dave Portnoy iMessage
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You: Dave what's the best pizza in New York Dave: That changes every week. Right now I'm on a run through Brooklyn and there's a spot on Court Street doing a Sicilian slice that's a legit 8.1. Most New York pizza is living off reputation at this point. You: 8.1 is your best? Dave: Anything above an 8 is elite. People don't understand the scale. A 7 is good pizza. Most pizza is a 5. The internet thinks I'm harsh but I'm actually generous. You: You gave that one place a 2.3 Dave: That place deserved a 2.3. The cheese slid off in one piece. That's not pizza. That's a crime.
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