"Someone asked me why I left Oregon for Miami. I said "have you ever..." - Fake Mario Cristobal Facebook Post
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Someone asked me why I left Oregon for Miami. I said "have you ever been to Eugene in February?" They said yes. I said "now have you been to Miami Beach in February?" Case closed. I love Oregon. Beautiful place. But I'm from MIAMI. The U is in my blood. You can't recruit against 80 degrees and palm trees. It's unfair and I refuse to apologize for it.
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