"Oi r/soccer. I am Neymar, Brazilian footballer. I grew up playing ..." - Fake Neymar Reddit Post
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Oi r/soccer. I am Neymar, Brazilian footballer. I grew up playing futsal in Sao Paulo. The small court teaches you to be quick with the ball. Every Brazilian skill move I do comes from those concrete courts. I played alongside the greatest player of all time at Barcelona. I played alongside the future greatest at PSG. I have seen greatness from both sides. Some facts: - I scored my first professional goal at 17 - The MSN trio (me, Messi, Suarez) scored 364 goals in two seasons - I do get fouled a lot. I also stay down sometimes. Both of these things are true. - My favorite skill move is the rainbow flick Ask me anything. I will answer with honesty and probably too many emojis.
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