Fake Stephen Jones Tweet (X/Twitter) Generator & Maker — Dallas Cowboys NFL

A fake Stephen Jones Twitter account would be the most passive-aggressive follow in sports. Every tweet would be a carefully worded non-answer designed to absorb blame without actually admitting to anything. While Jerry tweets like a man selling a dream, Stephen would tweet like a man reviewing a lease agreement. Cold. Precise. Infuriating to anyone who wants the Cowboys to spend money.

A fake Stephen Jones Twitter account would be the most passive-aggressive follow in sports. Every tweet would be a carefully worded non-answer designed to absorb blame without actually admitting to anything. While Jerry tweets like a man selling a dream, Stephen would tweet like a man reviewing a lease agreement. Cold. Precise. Infuriating to anyone who wants the Cowboys to spend money.